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<description>Humorous, straight talk about parenting by the jaded mother of three boys.  Telling kids about sex, dealing with farts, attacking  acne, and everything else you failed to consider consider when you thought, &amp;#34;Let's have a baby!&amp;#34; Created by the jaded mom of three boys.</description>
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<itunes:summary>Humorous, straight talk about parenting by the jaded mom of three boys. Telling kids about sex, dealing with farts, attacking  acne, and everything else you failed to consider consider when you thought, &#34;Let's have a baby!&#34; Written by the jaded mom of three boys.</itunes:summary>
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<description><![CDATA[Finn is only in 6th grade, so why is he singing &quot;Bow Chicka Wow Wow&quot; so casually?&nbsp; To Anne, it sounds as if he's been holing up at a friend's house watching pornos.<br/><br/>Tune in and find out how Finn learned this awful music, almost as bad as the rap he listens to on his iPod.<br/><br/>From the author of the blog <a href="http://www.mytinykingdom.com/">Tales From My Tiny Kingdom</a><br/>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Marital sex can get boring and redundant, but it doesn't have to be
this way.&nbsp; See what happens when Anne and Bill Glamore decide to spice
up their sex life!&nbsp; Will Anne get to read her <span style="font-style: italic;">New Yorker</span>?&nbsp; Will Bill get him some?<br/>
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Written by the author of the blog <a href="http://www.mytinykingdom.com/">Tales From My Tiny Kingdom</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 19:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Anne Glamore gives advice for brides to be about how to survive the upcoming wedding day.&nbsp; Anne and Bill weren't that great at getting married, though, although they rock at being married.&nbsp; Tune in!<br/><br/>Written by the author of the blog <a href="http://www.mytinykingdom.com/">Tales From My Tiny Kingdom</a><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 19:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Men don't think about anything ahead of time.&nbsp; Hell, at my house, sometimes they don't see things that are right in front of them.<br/><br/>Acne is something you don't want to screw around with, and all women know that the key to a beautiful complexion is PREVENTION.&nbsp; When Finn showed signs of pre-acne, it was time to take harsh measures.<br/><br/>Buy your stock in Neutrogena today!<br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Every parent has to give the talk about the birds and the bees sooner or later.&nbsp; I didn't fool around with cliches or euphemisms when it was time to tell Finn about sex.&nbsp; I gave it to him straight-- so undiluted that my husband barely lived through the information session.<br/><br/>You can do it another way, but the coital finger movements were extremely helpful.<br/>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<br/>I grew up the oldest of three girls, in a family where audible poots were cause for embarrassment.&nbsp; Imagine my shock when my boys turned their farts into the basis for the Doorknob/Safety game-- and stopped saying &quot;excuse me&quot; after flatulent episodes.<br/><br/>After I published this article, readers wrote in to describe infinite variations on the game, involving burps and such, which opened up a whole new world for me-- one that I did not want to join.&nbsp; I took great care to hide those comments from my sons and husband as well.<br/><br/>Enjoy, and be warned that boys can have fun with even the grossest bodily functions.<br/><br/>You can read other Glamore family tales at <span style="text-decoration: underline;">http://www.mytinykingdom.com</span>.<br/><br/>Enjoy, and let me know what you think!<br/>]]></description>
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